my cousin just said to me “on your wedding day,i’m gonna start my toast with the story of how you were born and grandma cried because you were so ugly”
- you: "politically correct"
- me, an intellectual: treating other people with basic human decency
- me: i feel unloved
- brain: i know!! how about you don't talk to Anyone and wait for them to notice and give you attention
- me: yes! a great idea