natasaromanoff:

my cousin just said to me “on your wedding day,i’m gonna start my toast with the story of how you were born and grandma cried because you were so ugly”

s00tball:
“ I just died.
”

  • you: "politically correct"
  • me, an intellectual: treating other people with basic human decency

  • me: i feel unloved
  • brain: i know!! how about you don't talk to Anyone and wait for them to notice and give you attention
  • me: yes! a great idea